God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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