Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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