hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He better not be in your backpack
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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