I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She needs sedatives and a leash
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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