I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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