CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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