i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
