I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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