Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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