actually, I'm a sock model
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
