Your face is a jimmy john
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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