i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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