Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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