Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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