don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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i believe in u and ur pee
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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