you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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