I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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