IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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