i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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