Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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