false alarm. still invincible.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We don't watch enough power rangers
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
