Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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