He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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