we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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