belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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