he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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