Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
