I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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