I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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