I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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