Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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