Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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