Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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