let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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