I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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