we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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