why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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