I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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