For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Randomize
