i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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