If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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