did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
