i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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