Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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