please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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