you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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