I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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