I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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