gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
God gave him joint rollers for hands
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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