the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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