i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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