worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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