I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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