i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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