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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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