I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Holy shit dude........stairs
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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