you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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